A joke to lighten-up the mood on the forum. (hee-hee)
These two guys who were friends were walking down the street. As
they were approaching the neighborhood cemetary the one friend says
to the other, "Did you know if you listen quietly at night, you can hear
God and the Devil debating who's going to be getting our souls!"
And his friend says, "No way!"
So his friend says, "It's true, man." But his friend shook his head
and than they walked on.
Later that night, the guy's curiosity got the better of him and he
couldn't shake the urge to go down to the cemetary. So he starts walking
around and around and around trying to listen for any unusual sounds,
but he doesn't hear anything and finally gives up and decides to go
Suddenly, from around this humungus gravestone he hears somebody
say, "No, no! I did not give you those two, I gave you that one and that
one." And the other voice said, "Yeah, but that's not what I asked for. I
asked for only that one. Here take these others back."
So the man not wanting to be detected, held his breath with all his
might and started moving his head slowly around the gravestone so he
could take a peek.
There between two squirrels was the biggest mound of acorns he had
ever seen. And the one squirrel says to the other, "I'll give you these
two nuts for that one!" And the other says, "No, give me those three nuts
and we'll call it even." And the other squirrel said, "No, I already told
you I wanted those two nuts. No way I'm giving them to you!" And the
other squirrel says, "Okay, okay. I'll give you those two nuts!"
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