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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby anewmirth » Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:55 pm

How good is that film? Halloween sadly is not much of an event in Australia. It's my birthday though and I've had two Halloween parties in my life. The first when I was 11 and the second was some years ago where I was dressed as a Hare Krishna with a skeleton mask for some reason... It was a bald head piece with the tuft of hair at the back and an ochre robe etc.

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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby randomguy » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:14 am

Happy Birthday to you! I'm so pleased to see the Dude make the quote art sequence. That is great.
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby Onceler » Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:34 am

He does abide......
Be present, be pleasant.
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby randomguy » Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:51 pm

"I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that."
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby anewmirth » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:58 am

randomguy wrote:"I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that."


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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby randomguy » Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:27 pm

This is fun. Now I'm wondering for how long I can keep supplying Big Lebowski quotes and see them transform into art. I'm sure this could get old fast but... Here goes:

"Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist."
"Ah, that must be exhausting."

"We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing."
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby anewmirth » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:21 pm

randomguy wrote:"We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing."


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I think I've found next year's Halloween costume for you randomguy:

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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby randomguy » Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:47 pm

That's just awesome. Next year I must do the Dude justice on Halloween. This is inspirational. Thanks, Mirth!
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby anewmirth » Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:50 am

Cheers! :D :D :D

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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby anewmirth » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:14 am

Chairman: Item six on the agenda, the Meaning of Life. Now Harry, you’ve had some thoughts on this.

Harry: That’s right, yeah. I’ve had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we’ve come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One, people are not wearing enough hats. Two, matter is energy. In the Universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person’s soul. However, this soul does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man’s unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

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Max: What was that about hats again?

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