Spirituality Jokes

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[Webwanderer]

A middle aged woman goes into the hospital under cardiac arrest. She dies on the operating table and has an NDE. During the NDE she meets God Who tells her she can go back and live ten more years. She wakes up in the hospital and is joyful that she met God and now gets to live another 10 years.

She's so happy that she decides to stay in the hospital a few more days and get a face lift, a tummy tuck, and a breast enhancement to take on the rest of her life a fully new person in every way.

Upon being released from the hospital, she starts to cross the street, and not paying enough attention to her surroundings, gets run over by a bus. Dead again. Back she goes to heaven where she meets God again and, a bit irate about being run over, says to God "You said I had 10 years. Why did you let that bus run over me?" God replied, "with all that cosmetic surgery you had done, I didn't recognize you..."

[thetiesthatbind]

Guy joins a silent order of monks

Five years go by: called into office by abbot. "Everything ok?". Answer: " I don't like the bed. It's too hard"

Another five go by: called in office etc "what's up?". Answer. " I don't like the food"

Another five. What's cracking? "I'm off. Have had enough". Abbot: good! you've done nothing but complain since you got here!

[Enlightened2B]

Got such a kick out of this. Really funny stuff. Thought the people on this board would enjoy this as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDso5ElFRg

[addseo1115]

i have enjoyed with your posts. Thanks for sharing.

[DavidB]

E2B, that guy is bloody hilarious, he managed to highlight most of what I thought about the new age spiritualist and did it in a way that was very funny.

You know, it's probably been already said, and not exactly a revelation, but not taking yourself seriously, is really important.