A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Thu May 16, 2019 5:51 pm

Making Friends

The link below takes you to a heart-warming video of a golden Labrador
trying to make friends with a small boy affected by Down’s Syndrome.

‘Making Friends’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA8VJh0UJtg

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:57 pm

Passing The Salt

Please follow the link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORRgU8sGdE

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:15 pm

Magic Moments

To take part in them, please follow the link below:

‘Magic Moments’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WQAQgRK4U

Created by Anon.
Edited by Aquarius

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:08 pm

A woman goes back to work after thirty years.
To see what happens to her, please follow the link below:

• ‘Back To Work’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7T9NtbBsOY

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:40 pm

This video is an unusually evocative one about animals
That presents us with a fresh perspective on their world.

To view it, please click the link below:

‘The Bear’
http://www.flixxy.com/bear-animal-nature-film.htm

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:53 pm

To watch one of the most delightful videos
that ever came my way,
please follow the link below:

• ‘Cat Playing With A Dolphin’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu9GjDfwcdA

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

You can find my writings and download
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www.raysofwisdom.com

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:59 pm

Spy Camera Visits Polar Bears

Please follow the link below:

• ‘Spy On The Ice’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jATg3WXT ... r_embedded

Enjoy!

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

You can find my writings and download
them free of charge from my website
www.raysofwisdom.com

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by Webwanderer » Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:54 pm

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."
"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "
"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by kiki » Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:50 am

Good one, WW.
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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by runstrails » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:51 am

:D Nice one WW.

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:15 pm

Richard Sidey lives in Wanaka, New Zealand and earned a Bachelor of Visual Communication Design with Honors in Wellington. He has spent over a decade photographing the Polar Regions and various remote areas of natural interest working on Expedition Vessels. For his project ‘Speechless’ he has endeavoured to document scenes of outstanding natural beauty and interest through the eyes of a film-maker. Enjoy some fantastic photography of some far reaches of the world that few get to see by following the link below:

• ‘On Expedition’
https://player.vimeo.com/video/41225777

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Fri May 29, 2020 3:09 pm

Please follow the link below to take part in it:

• ‘The Ultimate Senior Moment’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyIqlQOuzOQ

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Sat May 30, 2020 2:54 pm

The Tale Of An Old German Shepherd’s Dog And The Panther

One day an old German Shepherd’s dog is chasing rabbits and before long discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a young panther who is heading rapidly in his direction clearly intent on devouring the dog for his lunch. ‘Oh ho!’ the dog thinks. ‘I surely am in deep trouble now!’ But then he notices some bones on the ground close by. With his back turned towards the approaching panther, he starts chewing them. Just as the big cat is about to leap, the dog says loudly as if to himself: ‘Oh boy, what a delicious panther that was! Might there be any more around here?’

The panther halts his attack in mid-strike when he hears this. A feeling of terror creeps through his whole being, he slinks away into the trees and whispers: ‘Phew! That was a close miss. The dog nearly got me.’

A squirrel has been watching the scene from a nearby tree and thinks: ‘How can I put this to some good use. Maybe I can trade it for some protection by the panther.’ So, off it goes after the panther. Spilling its beans, the squirrel strikes a deal with the big cat, who is furious that it had been fooled. So it responds to the squirrel’s offer with: ‘Hop on my back and see what we can do about that conniving canine!’

The dog sees the panther approaching with the squirrel on his back. ‘Now, what can I do?’ he thinks. Instead of running away, he sits down with his back to the attacker and pretends he hasn’t seen him coming. When the panther and the squirrel get within hearing range, the dog mutters, just loud enough for them to hear: ‘Where’s that darn squirrel? Didn’t I send it off hours ago to bring me another panther? There’s no relying on folks these days.’

The moral of this story is: ‘Don’t mess with old dogs. Age and skill will always outshine and win over youth and treachery. True genius and brilliance can only come with age and experience.’

Created by Anon.
Edited by Aquarius

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

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Re: A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Post by aquarius123esoteric » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:53 pm

British Humour

There are four kinds of people in the United Kingdom:

First, there were the Scots who kept the Sabbath and everything else they could lay their hands on.

Then there were the Welsh, who prayed on their knees and their neighbours.

Thirdly there were the Irish who never knew what they wanted, but were willing to fight for it anyway.

Lastly there were the English who considered themselves self-made men, thus relieving the Almighty of a terrible responsibility.

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So long as this you fail to see:
That death precedes re-birth!
A gloomy guest you’ll always be,
Upon this darkling Earth.

Goethe

You can find my writings and download
them free of charge from my website
www.raysofwisdom.com

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