The Wrong Side Of The Bed
Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers. When she passed two novices just leaving early prayers, she called out: ‘Good morning, ladies.’
The novices replied: ‘Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you.’ After they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other: ‘I think she’s got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.’ This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue.
A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two Sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years. She greeted them with a cheerful: ‘Good morning, Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give you wisdom for our students today.’
‘Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you and may God be with you.’
Again, after passing, Mother Superior overheard: ‘She got out of the wrong side of bed today.’ Baffled, she started to wonder whether she had spoken harshly or with an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant in future.
Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching with her walking frame. As Sister Mary was rather deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to put on a pleasant smile before greeting the sister with: ‘Good morning, Sister Mary. I’m so happy to see you up and about. I pray God watches over you today and grants you a wonderful day.’
‘Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you. I see you got up on the wrong side of bed this morning.’
Mother Superior was floored. ‘Sister Mary, what have I done wrong? I have tried to be pleasant, but three times already today, people have said that about me.’
Sister Mary stopped and looked Mother Superior in the face. ‘Oh, don’t take it personal, Mother Superior. It’s just that you’re wearing Father Murphy’s slippers.’
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