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Spirituality Jokes

Postby autumnsphere » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:04 pm

I'm talking to the almighty erict and I just laughed my ass off to something he said:

Dora: "I'm so hungry!"
Eric: "Just accept it. Be the space around the hunger."

Dora: "Oh I'm so tired..."
Eric: "Stop saying that. What you really are is never tired!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

(I'm always complaining, aint I? :roll: :mrgreen: )

So do you guys have any spirituality jokes?
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby Rick » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:23 pm

A Buddhist monk goes up to a stand selling hot dogs and says to the vendor "make me one with everything"
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby autumnsphere » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:44 pm

:lol:

Oh man, I'm hungry and you gotta write about hotdogs?! With everything!
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby hanss » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:14 pm

The past makes you suffer. Your attachment to memories. Of hot dogs. Spicy with perfect balanced dressing... the light roasted bread... mmmmm.... What I write here is just an illusion, these hot dogs are not real. Just empty words 8)
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby autumnsphere » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:22 pm

You're wrong. It's the future hot dogs that torture me.
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby Rick » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:31 pm

What's the matter with Now!

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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby snowheight » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:19 am

Rick wrote:A Buddhist monk goes up to a stand selling hot dogs and says to the vendor "make me one with everything"


Rick ... you forgot to put a side of corn in that picture.
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby Rick » Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:12 pm

snowheight wrote:
Rick wrote:A Buddhist monk goes up to a stand selling hot dogs and says to the vendor "make me one with everything"


Rick ... you forgot to put a side of corn in that picture.


OK, this one's for you.

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The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer.

"Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.

The hot dog vendor responds: "Change must come from within."

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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby snowheight » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:30 pm

:lol:
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby runstrails » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:51 pm

The hot dog vendor responds: "Change must come from within."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby Rick » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:52 pm

One more...


The Dalai Lama then walked to the dentist to get a filling. The dentist inspected the Dalai Lama's tooth, and said he could fill the cavity right then. When he offered to use Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, saying he wanted to "transcend dental medication."
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby snowheight » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:01 pm

Rick wrote:One more...


The Dalai Lama then walked to the dentist to get a filling. The dentist inspected the Dalai Lama's tooth, and said he could fill the cavity right then. When he offered to use Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, saying he wanted to "transcend dental medication."


First of all, no way you can get into lotus in one of those chairs. Second off, would the DL really want to start floating from the chair with an apparent drill in his apparent mouth?

Rick ... just one more? I know that wanting more is a hallmark of ego .... ok if you post no more that is an opportunity to observe ...
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby autumnsphere » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:03 am

snowheight wrote:ok if you post no more that is an opportunity to observe ...


Nice!
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby Rick » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:17 am

snowheight wrote:
Rick ... just one more?


OK.

A student is on one side of a raging river. There are no bridges. He has no boat. He shouts out to the master on the opposite bank. “How do I get to the other side?” The master shouts back: “You are on the other side.”
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Re: Spirituality Jokes

Postby autumnsphere » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:23 am

Loved it!

Reminds me of a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrR5RV9r84c

"Is there a Signal
there on the other side"
On the other side?
What do you mean side of what things?
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